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Four childhood friends, all married with no passion left, get together in a high school reunion dinner. Between laughs and drinks, they all agree that they love their wives but no longer desire them. Together they hatch an illogical project: a secret club for men who want to cheat, so that they themselves can regain lust for their wives.

影(yǐng )片(👊)讲述(shù )新晋导(dǎ(🛒)o )演贺(📉)龙兵回(huí )忆(👮)起那段同哭同笑(👩)同青(📀)春的(de )高中岁(suì )月(😼)。贺(hè )龙兵与(⛪)(yǔ )欧(🕤)宝、宋思(sī )明三(🚽)人(rén )是极好(㊙)(hǎo )的(🍫)高中同学，虽然家(⚪)(jiā )境相差(chà(🐐) )悬殊，但并(👖)不妨碍(ài )他(📧)们的(de )友谊，三人平(🔳)时在(🥘)班上调皮捣(🏬)蛋，但(🍯)也都只是(shì(🎋) )小打(⏬)小(xiǎo )闹！直(zhí(🗒) )到后来贺(🍑)龙兵偷(🥑)车(chē(👩) )被小混(hún )混围堵(🎼)(dǔ )，几(👳)人打群架(jià(🤮) )又被宋(sòng )思明当(🥛)(dāng )副(🐸)局长爸爸(bà(🔆) )看见，便立刻(kè )要(🈴)求学(🔦)校开除贺龙兵与(🔑)欧宝，欧宝一(🌌)人担(🏮)下责(zé )任，被(bèi )学(📅)校勒(lè )令退(🥄)学混(👛)迹(jì )社会。宋思明(😢)(míng )妹妹因为(🈳)告白(bái )贺(🚌)龙兵(bīng )被拒(🐝)绝(jué )，间接导致堕(🥠)落转(🛐)(zhuǎn )学；而(é(🤶)r )后又(🤓)因(yīn )为陈佳(🐼)佳，宋(👻)思明与贺龙(🐿)兵关系彻(🎱)底破(pò )裂。 最(🦊)(zuì )后贺龙(lóng )兵考(⚪)上大(❔)学，在欧(ōu )宝(🈚)的帮(bāng )助以及(jí(⏺) )哥哥(➗)的鼓励之(zhī(🐥) )下，终(zhōng )于走上(shà(💸)ng )不同(🍃)的人生(shēng )轨迹。如(🈚)今他(tā )重回(🧟)故乡(🖲)，埋藏十五年的心(👒)结终于解开(💯)，兄弟(⛔)(dì )欧宝的(de )去世却(🏢)(què )成为永远(🍱)的(de )伤痛！

农(🥗)村来(lái )的冷(😛)钢是与发(fā )小袁(🐢)开(kā(✳)i )一起在(zài )红(🏭)石会(➡)所当保安。爱(😂)上了(🍺)(le )小姐叶(yè )子(🔴)姑娘，而鹿(🎫)鹿却一直喜(🕝)欢冷钢。一次(cì )偶(💬)然的(🚁)(de )机遇冷(lěng )钢(🎰)救了华总并为夜(📣)(yè )总(🙌)会解(jiě )决了(🎢)纠(jiū )纷，于是华总(💞)(zǒng )给(💜)了冷(lěng )钢提升(shē(😺)ng )的机会，同(tó(😭)ng )样也(😨)得(dé )到了叶(yè )子(🔎)。犯罪组织吴(😯)爷想(👕)利用红石会所进(❤)行犯罪活(huó(🍔) )动，华(huá )总(🌃)被逼(bī )潜逃(💚)，将会(huì )所托付(fù(💗) )冷钢(🍕)，吴爷的命干(🌙)儿(é(🤗)r )子庆少(shǎo )和(😁)狗腿(☕)(tuǐ )子黄经理(🥫)设局强奸(🛢)(jiān )了叶子(zǐ(👳) )，为了(le )华总的托付(🦀)(fù )，叶(🤪)子想要的平(⛑)静生活，忍(rěn )辱负(🍳)重(chó(🐼)ng )想赔钱(qián )了(😋)事，不料庆少等(dě(🏀)ng )人步(🏐)步(bù )紧逼冷(lěng )钢(♈)，收了钱，还要(💱)红(hó(🐻)ng )石会所(suǒ )和叶子(😮)，冷(lěng )钢一怒(🚼)(nù )之(🍫)下阉(yān )割了庆少(🎵)，更大的报复(⛲)来临，以至(🎌)于好兄弟袁(📺)(yuán )开被杀(shā )， 更使(🕢)(shǐ )冷(🐵)钢走上了(le )逃(🎹)亡之(😼)(zhī )路，直(zhí )到(🤺)一天(🤫)他看到(dào )了(👖)新闻(wén )叶(🧣)子完(wán )全背(🌤)叛了他，他心(xīn )已(🚢)死，决(🥄)定于(yú )庆少(🐻)等人决(jué )战。但仍(☔)不改(🚦)对叶子的真(✉)爱(ài )。

稍峪(yù )乡稍(🕝)峪(yù(⚓) )村党支部书记兼(🚑)村(cūn )委会主(🧔)(zhǔ )任(😫)石大(dà )刚提议，根(🦉)据(jù )该村实(⚪)(shí )际(🏧)情况(kuàng )，成立鑫旺(🏝)(wàng )农业合(hé(🚬) )作社。在外(📴)地搞实体的(💢)共产党员张兴旺(🐧)闻讯(🔸)后赶回村(cū(🦌)n )里，愿(🕓)(yuàn )意投资(zī(📝) )鑫旺(🙋)农业合(hé )作(😻)社。由党支(🅰)(zhī )部提议，两(🚫)委(wěi )会商议(yì )，党(🌗)员(yuá(🦋)n )大会审议，群(🎐)众代(dài )表大会(huì(📥) )决议(🚠)，制定了稍峪(🙃)(yù )村成立鑫旺农(🎪)业合(📮)作社，发(fā )展绿色(🗺)(sè )无公害(hà(♟)i )高效(⛹)设施农业产业(yè(🚯) )和乡村(cūn )旅(🎈)游项(💜)(xiàng )目总体思路的(🍚)(de )宏伟规(guī )划(☕)。两(liǎng )委会(🎧)的提议(yì )，得(🎆)到(dào )了广大(dà )村(⏭)民的(😃)赞同拥护。村(⏺)里百(⏮)分之九十的(📑)村民(📤)与张(zhāng )兴旺(🚘)签(qiān )了合(🗓)同(tóng )。但是，要(🦏)(yào )想将土(tǔ )地联(🧑)成(ché(♏)ng )规模化半夏(🔚)基(jī )地，正(zhèng )处规(🌝)划(huá(⤴) )中心地带丁家的八(bā )亩地必(🚷)(bì )须(🥕)签约(yuē )，而丁家当(🏽)(dāng )家人丁传(👕)根和(🦗)张兴旺一家关(guā(👦)n )系错综(zōng )复(🏟)杂，祖上有恩怨，牵扯(chě(🏌) )到清朝(cháo )年间两(liǎng )家(🤬)大人一起抗(🍅)(kàng )捐一起(qǐ )逃亡(😦)一(yī(📏) )个被抓一个(🛒)(gè )失踪的(de )无头案(🍢)(àn )。父(📗)辈有交情，丁犟人和张(🚜)家老爹老村(💂)长张忠(zhōng )厚是儿(✊)(ér )时(⬆)一起(qǐ )学艺(🌵)的师兄(xiōng )弟，丁(dī(🧜)ng )传根(♟)的(de )儿子丁小虎是(shì )一名共(gò(🎤)ng )产党(👕)员(yuán )，担任村支委(🥓)，因(yīn )受祖辈(🔹)(bèi )传(⛺)教，对张兴旺投(tó(📓)u )资承包鑫旺(🌏)农业合作社，表(biǎo )示坚(🔇)决(jué )反对。正值党中央(👨)在全体(tǐ )党(🎽)员中(zhōng )开展“两学(🔽)一做(🏵)”教(jiāo )育活动(👶)(dòng )。通过(guò )对丁小(🕖)虎的(💆)(de )耐心说(shuō )服，丁(dīng )小虎(🚔)偷着签了土(🥖)地流转合同。丁犟(🤟)人丁(😯)传根闻(wén )讯(🌲)后把(bǎ )小虎越(yuè(🤥) )俎代(🏤)庖签下(xià )的合同(tóng )撕得粉(fě(🕵)n )碎，还(🏺)提到了(le )两家避(bì(🤙) )讳不轻(qīng )易(👰)揭破(📆)的祖上恩怨(yuàn )，放(🌷)下(xià )了绝不(♊)(bú )可能有半点(diǎn )商量(🔯)余地的狠话。在县档案(🕷)(àn )局工作(zuò(🕠) )的丁犟(jiàng )人丁传(🔣)根的(🤷)孙儿丁(dīng )罗(👳)林，通过查(chá )阅存(🐾)档资(🌜)料，还原了(le )俩家祖(zǔ )上(⏰)真正的历(lì(🍪) )史。丁(dīng )犟人和(hé(🆗) )张忠(🈷)厚师兄弟变(🤡)成结拜兄弟，张兴(📯)旺在(🔅)众人笑(xiào )声中拿(ná )出了贴(tiē(⏰) )身带(🛒)着的空(kōng )白合同(🕍)(tóng )。

青年(nián )画(🚣)家岸(🐳)春自小(xiǎo )在内蒙(➕)(méng )古长大(dà(🤰) )，当地的风土人情(qíng )造(🙋)就了(le )他的艺(yì )术才华(➡)。然(rán )而在他(😞)的内心一直有着(😎)一块(⏭)(kuài )难以抚(fǔ(🚻) )平的伤(shāng )痕，过早(🔥)缺失(🍐)的母(mǔ )爱让这(zhè )位人(🤽)前(qián )光鲜的(✊)艺术家(jiā )在情感(⬛)(gǎn )里(🎒)陷入(rù )迷失(🕜)，常以(yǐ )酒精为(wé(🛥)i )伴麻(👜)醉(zuì )自我。当受一位蒙古老人(🚛)所托(🥠)，为他英年早逝(shì(👈) )的母亲(qīn )画(🐡)一幅(🏥)(fú )肖像，这个(gè )母(🐯)亲的(de )肖像却(⏩)(què )怎么都画不出(chū )神(📪)。对(duì )于母爱(ài )缺少感(📣)触与理解，成(🔣)了他(🐰)(tā )无法落(luò(📺) )笔的(🥠)难题。心烦意(〽)乱之时，岸春遇到(🎃)了(le )单(📿)身妈(mā )妈如西(xī )，如西(🕎)和儿子的温(⏫)(wēn )情不仅(jǐn )让他(❤)感(gǎ(📘)n )受到母爱的(🥣)温(wēn )暖也让(ràng )他(🍟)找寻(😰)(xún )到了爱情的(de )味道。但是，母亲(📃)到底(🍌)为什么会从小抛(📲)弃自己，在日(🐥)日夜(🏴)夜(yè )的叩问(wèn )中(❎)，也(yě )在如西(🐴)的介(jiè )入下，似乎有(yǒ(⛄)u )了意想不到的答案，岸(💉)春也(yě )踏上(🛫)寻母(🤮)之路。母(mǔ )亲(🚈)的肖(👷)(xiāo )像到底(dǐ(🎵) )能否兑现给(gěi )蒙(🛤)古老(🏺)人的期盼？岁月里母(🤑)(mǔ )爱的真(zhē(❤)n )相会怎(zěn )样揭开(💏)？原(🕷)来，岸(àn )春的(📪)母(mǔ )亲一直(zhí )以(🛸)一个(🌿)特殊的(de )身份出(chū )现在他(tā )的(🥥)生活(⬛)里！面对时(shí )间、(💄)面(miàn )对生命(💴)的脆(🙅)弱多变，只想向岁(😄)月祈求，时光(🦗)你(nǐ )慢些走(zǒu )，让儿(é(😍)r )子还能记下(xià )母亲的(🐿)(de )容颜......

Jerusha Kali, on the eve of University graduation and her 21st birthday - has her genetic mutation kick in; this enables her to emit an abnormal electromagnetic field; stemming from her pineal gland, which is extremely powerful. She is able to manipulate space and time, and travel inter-dimensionally. She is the last surviving Witch. All of her ancestors have been successfully eradicated by an elite Secret Society which controls much of the various institutions of the world. This Secret Society is evil, ancient and has technological innovation on their side. She incorporates Allies of various relict secret societies; mostly of Nordic and Indigenous origins and inevitably has to do battle with the formidable foes before the eve of her 21st Birthday - which is the Full Moon - where her powers will fully culminate. It is prophesized that she is the one to lead the global revolution to return planet earth to homeostasis.

一(yī )段(🥀)横跨(✝)二十年的恩(🎦)怨(yuà(🗃)n )，让沉(chén )实稳(📏)重的赵智勇卷(juà(🧙)n )入了(🥪)一(yī )场离奇(qí )的武术(🦇)纷争(zhēng )。作为(🐷)双手洪拳武馆的(🔞)当家(🌨)(jiā )大师兄(xiō(💌)ng )，赵大(dà )勇不但表(🎨)现出(🧕)非凡(fán )的武艺(yì )，而且(qiě )还以(🎫)高尚(🌻)的武(wǔ )德扭转(zhuǎ(✖)n )乾坤，并成功(〽)化解(🎓)(jiě )了武馆(guǎn )一段(🎍)陈(chén )年恩怨(😄)……而赵大勇的少年(🏸)老成以及平实谦虚(xū(❇) )的作风(fēng )，却(💳)令(lì(🏦)ng )其爱情道路(🛃)(lù )曲(🎂)折连(lián )连，但(🍦)(dàn )最后还是以实(🐇)际行(🍖)动(dòng )赢得芳(fāng )心，收获(🥑)爱情。

An homage to European exploitation of the 60s and 70s. A man searches for his missing girlfriend, who has been abducted by a clan of vampires, led by an insane Nazi doctor. He must now battle this horde of bloodsuckers in order to retrieve the soul of the woman he loves, and save his own from eternal damnation.