Reza and his friend Mansoor are pickpockets. When Reza by his mother becomes aware that a rich girl has take an oath to marry a war injured person he decides to get close to her and find a way to marry her. 几千(qiān )年前(🆒)的一场(chǎng )神秘(mì )事件，让楼(🧚)(lóu )兰古国一(⛱)夜(yè )覆灭，只(🤖)留下了一块神(shén )奇且神秘(🔉)的(de )宝(😝)物——(🔱)奉(fè(🏳)ng )天双鱼(🌕)镜，几千(qiān )后，一场双(shuāng )鱼镜(🦍)的争(😦)夺(duó )之(🍮)战拉(🔪)开的(de )序(🔥)幕..... 张乾救(jiù )了师(shī(🏦) )妹苏樱(🕍)雪，在(🐇)表白前(🕊)却(què(✌) )误杀了师弟，导致了师(shī )妹(🥐)的误会，两人(🏻)阴差阳(🌓)(yáng )错(✖)来到现代(dài )后，张乾一直希(😿)(xī )望得到师(🛁)妹(mèi )的原谅(🗝)，却(què )没想到半路(lù )杀出一(⤴)个长(zhǎng )的很(🕓)(hěn )像师弟的(🦔)李(lǐ )一白，三人(rén )的感情在(🏼)这段(🚧)错综复(🥌)杂(zá(🛤) )且水土(🆔)不服(fú )的现代生活(huó )中闹(💔)出不(🦆)少(shǎo )笑(🧥)话(huà(🚢) )。 如果你(🗺)有(yǒu )了一个不能(né(🌴)ng )说的秘(🤣)密，你(🎖)会选择(🕴)如(rú(🥇) )何保(bǎo )守呢？目睹(dǔ )了一(⏪)起杀人(rén )案(👝)的小护(🐑)工墨(🏰)墨，和绯(fēi )闻缠身的喜(xǐ )剧(🛹)明星大奎(kuí(😍) )都选择了同(🍶)(tóng )一个(gè )地方——郊(jiāo )外(🈸)别墅。这(zhè )里(💳)是墨墨曾(cé(🚱)ng )经工作过的(de )一户人家，当时(🔞)(shí )主(🐩)人曾允(🤒)许(xǔ )她不时(🍤)来暂(zàn )住，碰巧，这家的主人(🔤)(rén )就(🚳)是大奎(🌼)的(de )奶(🛃)奶。两个(📴)(gè )无处可去又(yòu )要(🚷)保(bǎo )守(🔭)秘密(🤭)的人(ré(📗)n )就这(🌳)样在别(bié )墅里相遇了(le )。为了(🖍)守住(zhù )自己(🎪)(jǐ )的秘(🈵)密，以(♉)(yǐ )防对方出去(qù )乱说话，两(🧝)人只好展开(🤳)(kāi )了互相提(🤫)防(fáng )又令人啼笑(xiào )皆非的(😖)同居(jū )生活(🏆)(huó )。二人在吵(🍱)(chǎo )吵闹闹的相(xiàng )处中，从最(🏣)(zuì )开(🧥)始的相(🤠)看(kàn )生厌，到(💒)慢(màn )慢发(fā )现彼此身上(shà(💃)ng )的优(🏟)点，渐(jià(📫)n )生好(🚰)感。谁知(🌏)这时，大(dà )奎的绯闻(🤶)女(nǚ )友(🚡)带着(😿)一众(zhò(🕞)ng )记者(🖋)找了过(guò )来，想跟大奎坐(zuò(🐢) )实恋情，不(bú(💥) )然就不(🔸)走了(🎖)(le )。别墅被各(gè )路媒(méi )体记者(👏)包围(wéi )了，墨(🖲)墨十(shí )分担(🤪)心地看向大奎…… 不管这(🛋)导演(yǎn )嗑了(🌚)什么很(hěn )纯(🎲)的，全部(bù )都要(yào )给你来一(👐)点(diǎ(🔬)n )！在澳洲(💏)这(zhè )座曾经(👉)被称(chēng )作「无主之(zhī )地」(📚)（Terra Nullius）(🌷)的(de )大陆(🤝)(lù )，历(👲)史以前(🚯)(qián )所未见的观(guān )点(🌘)重新诠(🥖)释：(🉐)当《疯狂(🎇)(kuáng )麦(💌)斯》末日(rì )场景成为难(nán )民(🈲)拘留地(🍇)，食人(🎢)(rén )羊成(🦕)为反(🗃)殖(zhí )民叛乱份子(zǐ )，《沙漠妖(🕞)(yāo )姬》与电视(🆒)(shì )剧《请喜欢(🔶)我》有了跨时空(kōng )的酷儿对(🔪)话……本片(🎞)以(yǐ )近似DJ取(🎁)样混(hún )音之拼贴手(shǒu )法，打(😎)开了(🥇)(le )虚构(gò(🔲)u )与史实间的(🏌)(de )神秘黑洞，大量援引电(diàn )影(🚰)名场(🕶)景与(yǔ(🤤) )历史(🉐)典故，穿(📱)越(yuè )时空与各种(zhǒ(🕙)ng )语境，重(🤢)写、(📂)改写、(⤵)乱写(🔐)，全面毁(huǐ )坏观众的三(sān )观(👂)！这是一(🛡)(yī )部(🚒)政治复(📣)仇(chó(🌄)u )预言(yán )，杂揉讽刺(cì )喜剧、(🆘)生态(tài )恐怖(📘)与公路(lù )电(🚠)影类型，写下(xià )澳洲国族神(🔬)(shén )话从未被(🐁)纪(jì )录的史(🎽)诗篇章。 一名男(nán )子不滿一(🗽)樁(zhuā(⏺)ng )冤獄案(🕶)件的(de )發生，私(😕)自(zì )綁架(jià )審判該案的(de )法(🚏)官，將(🈸)其(qí )囚(🎥)禁於(⛔)地下(xià(🛶) )室，並錄影(yǐng )開直播(🧒)，公(gōng )開(🍛)質(zhì(🗨) )疑其判(🚶)決有(🕒)(yǒu )誤，要求社會大眾對其(qí(👉) )進行公(🥒)審並(🛐)(bìng )投票(🚖)，然而(📟)(ér )最終的結果(guǒ )，會因此撼(⛷)(hàn )動程(chéng )序(🚅)正義嗎？ 又(👺)到了年末(mò )，阿呆和阿(ā )瓜(👏)像所有人(ré(🏽)n )一样(yàng )，开始(🐑)为圣(shèng )诞节及新年(nián )PARTY做准(🏥)备，但(🏿)是，作为(👦)这(zhè )个世界(🤡)上动(dòng )手能力最强(qiáng )的小(⏪)发明(💯)家(jiā )，怎(📄)(zěn )么(🤕)能跟普(⛵)通(tōng )人一样来装(zhuā(👋)ng )扮自己(⏲)的院(⛏)(yuàn )子和(🐽)房子(🈷)呢(ne )？于是，两个好(hǎo )朋友开(🥩)动脑(nǎ(🍼)o )筋，对(⛴)自己的(🏸)家展(🔚)开了(le )不一样的改(gǎi )造，当然(🤝)，他们也没有(😆)(yǒu )忘记帮自(📑)己的好(hǎo )朋友选一件(jiàn )“最(🧛)好的礼(lǐ )物(🤞)”。 After years Toni and Rosa meet again in their old home village in southern Germany. While the village itself has to adapt to the changes of the future, the two women develop an explosive relationship until they reach a point, where both have to make a decision. Naples, Achille Tarallo, bus driver and father of three, implements his modest income by singing at weddings. He's part of a trio, along with his two inseparable friends Cafe and Pennabic. ......