A collection of horror stories involving cannibals, zombies “and other funny creatures”.
《疯(fēng )狂(kuáng )暑期(😴)之哈(📖)喽怪(🌡)物》故(gù )事梗概：三个小孩(hái )在(🍌)(zài )参(😼)(cā(🏏)n )加(🔣)暑期夏令营时(shí )突(tū )然(rán )失踪，家(🌰)长们(🎑)报警(🚛)寻(xún )找孩子的下落。三个(gè )孩子走(🛀)进(🍯)原(🐢)始(💾)森(🔚)林迷(mí )失(shī )了方向，小野人救了(⏯)(le )他(tā(🏉) )们，并(🐖)教会了他们(men )很(hěn )多(duō )生存技能，后(😍)来(lá(👤)i )一(🥕)起(❓)(qǐ )与(🚂)笨贼斗智斗勇(yǒng )，并(bìng )和警(🛎)察成(🤤)功地(🏎)抓住了(le )坏人。
2018年AcFun春节联欢晚(wǎn )会(huì(🚗) )，由AcFun主(💟)办，由(🍵)A站UP主等(děng )创(chuàng )作，以共贺2018年春节(👚)(jiē )到(🌄)(dà(❕)o )来(💋)。
银行经理雅各(gè )布(bù )(弗(fú )兰克·(⚽)格里(🔟)罗饰(🍝)(shì ))的(de )同(tóng )事被暴徒夺去生命，而他将(🏈)和(😧)警(🚻)察(🍯)(布鲁斯(sī )·威利斯饰)联手制服(📴)(fú )凶(🏿)(xiōng )手(🚫)。
《疯狂暑期之哈(hā )喽(lou )怪物》故事梗概(🍊)：三(🍳)(sā(⏸)n )个(🐈)(gè )小(🔠)孩在参加暑期(qī )夏令(lìng )营(🔸)时突(♑)然失(➰)踪，家长(zhǎng )们报警寻找孩子的下(xià(😜) )落。三(🐂)个孩(🗞)子走进原(yuán )始(shǐ )森林迷失了方(🚦)向，小(⭕)(xiǎ(✍)o )野(💵)(yě )人救了他们，并教(jiāo )会(huì )了他们(🧦)很多(👞)生存(👋)技(jì )能(néng )，后来一起与笨贼(zéi )斗(dòu )智(🥐)(zhì(🌁) )斗(👇)勇(👨)，并和警察成功(gōng )地抓住了坏人(🚦)。
Nina is a mother a little bit crazy, Baptiste a son a little too wise. Angry since a long time they are found for the adventure of their lives. During a trip unlikely, funny and moving, they will catch up the lost time.
Juanita, a loud 35 year old mulata, returns to her homeland to spend Christmas with their loved ones along with 350,000 Dominicans living abroad. She does not come alone, she's accompanied by Mariano, a rough Spanish man much older than her, he's anxious to get to know this island where you can sow 365 days a year. Mariano has decided for the first time in his life to take a risk, he sells his share of the land in Burgo de Osma to a brother and helps Juanita pay for the mortgage of her house in Santo Domingo just when she was about to lose it to the bank. Upon arrival, Juanita confesses she has two children, Mariano confesses in return to have taken advantage of her illegal status in order to get her to stay with him. Amidst these confessions the avalanche of family and friends falls on them, among them is Jairo, the father of her children, a typical 30 year old street wise Dominican who looks at him with jealousy. What Juanita did not confess to Mariano is that she has allowed Jairo to stay at her house to help with the children. Juanita and Mariano, who while being in Spain clung to each other like two castaways to a raft, will try not to drown in Santo Domingo.
《人(ré(🖱)n )尽皆(👴)知》讲述了定居(jū )在(zài )阿根廷的西(🏷)班牙(🕍)裔(🍓)女(👸)(nǚ )子(😫)(zǐ )劳拉和她的丈夫及(jí )孩(🌃)(hái )子(🆑)(zǐ )回(🐁)到西班牙小镇(zhèn )参加(jiā )姐姐的婚(🌮)礼，然(👼)(rán )而(✂)孩(hái )子却莫名失踪，这一(yī )突发(🥇)事件(💒)使(🉑)得(🎢)原本和(hé )谐(xié )的家庭开始互相猜(🚭)疑(yí(🥝) )，尘封(🤽)许久的秘密逐(zhú )渐(jiàn )浮出水面……(👔)
卢(🍇)鹏(🌾)(pé(🎛)ng )程(chéng )，白天是普通住宅(zhái )小(xiǎo )区(㊗)(qū )里(🚤)的保(✨)安，晚上是酒(jiǔ )吧通宵驻唱歌手。 卢(🍲)(lú )鹏(🍋)程(🤺)对(🎰)保安(🐭)工作毫无(wú )兴(xìng )趣，终日在(〰)传达(🍂)室里(🚩)(lǐ )晕(yūn )睡、补觉，甚至个(gè )性(xìng )自(🌡)(zì )视(🎇)清高(📰)，不爱与(yǔ )同事(shì )来往。 他有一个(🛏)(gè )歌(🐱)(gē(🐥) )手(➗)(shǒu )梦，但十年来，毫无(wú )进展，反复辗(📖)转在(📩)三(sā(🍷)n )流(liú )酒吧里驻唱，收入无(wú )法保障。保(🏗)安(🗓)工(🍝)作(🏊)是(shì )他(tā )难得找到的一份有(yǒ(🚠)u )稳(wě(✏)n )定(dì(🐯)ng )收入，他认为白(bái )天(tiān )“清闲”的工作(💌)。 但长(🏌)(zhǎ(🍓)ng )期(🐩)黑白(🚥)颠倒的状态和(hé )无法实现(🍰)梦想(🚺)的压(😺)抑(yì )，令他呈现颓废，尤其(qí )在(zài )三(🍲)十岁(🕺)的当(🕎)天。 因(yīn )为(wéi )卢鹏程的主要疏忽(🤐)(hū )，盗(💭)(dà(🤩)o )窃(😹)贼假扮搬家公(gōng )司(sī )，大白天搬空(🤩)了小(💦)区里(🗯)(lǐ )的一家住户，刑事恶(è )劣，住户损失(🌳)惨(🐀)重(👰)。卢(💘)(lú )鹏程面临被辞退。当(dāng )晚(wǎn )，在(🚾)驻唱(➡)酒吧(💦)内，女(nǚ )友(yǒu )李晓华送上三十(shí )岁(🥗)的(de )生(🎲)日(♎)蛋(🈵)糕，向(🎃)卢鹏程(chéng )求婚，卢鹏程不仅(🚅)回(huí(🍟) )避，演(🛄)唱时与客人发(fā )生(shēng )暴力冲突，将(🧟)怨气(🌭)都(dō(🏨)u )发(fā )泄在此。李晓华失(shī )望(wàng )离(🚡)开，卢(💢)鹏(🎼)程(🎙)被酒(jiǔ )吧辞(cí )退。 卢鹏程与李(lǐ )晓(🤬)(xiǎo )华(🍶)(huá )是(💌)大学同学。十年里(lǐ )，李晓华一度放弃(🥑)自(🔮)(zì(🚦) )我(🏧)，在精神和经济上支(zhī )持卢鹏程(😭)，等来(👏)的却(🗻)(què )是(shì )卢鹏程一次又一次(cì )的(de )追(🌕)(zhuī )梦(🍫)失(🌪)败(💊)和回(🧟)避他(tā )们的(de )爱情。 第二天卢(🥛)鹏程(👛)(chéng )清(😀)醒后，李晓华在卢(lú )鹏程家里照顾(🚩)身体(🔯)渐(jià(🐥)n )差(chà(🚾) )的奶奶，正式向卢鹏(péng )程(ché(🐸)ng )提出(🏝)分手(🌛)，卢鹏程(chéng )依(yī )然没有勇气挽回。 三(👚)十(shí(🖨) )岁，像(📉)是所有关(guān )于(yú )青(qīng )春的热血都戛(😍)然(🎚)而(👵)止(zhǐ )。 巧合的是政府组织(zhī )了一次(🏹)社会(➡)主义(👎)核心价(jià )值观原创歌曲歌手选(xuǎ(🔎)n )拔(bá(🤬) )大(👎)赛(🗿)，卢鹏程百般(bān )斗(dòu )争(zhēng )克服了(🎠)亲情(🔰)的变(💠)(biàn )故，外界舆论的压力，对(duì )爱父母(🚑)爱情(😛)的憧(😘)憬，自(🌅)己婚姻渴望在决赛(sài )中(zhō(📸)ng )一举(🥡)成名(📁)，最终收获(huò )了(le )美丽的妻子李晓华(🏇)(huá )。
《疯(🤕)狂暑(🚒)期之哈喽(lou )怪物(wù )》故事梗概：三(sān )个(💤)(gè(💋) )小(😩)(xiǎo )孩在参加暑期夏令营(yíng )时突然(🛴)失踪(🖕)，家长(🧠)们(men )报警寻找孩子的下落。三个孩子(🎁)走进(📪)原(🤙)始(💢)森(sēn )林(lín )迷失了方向，小野(yě )人(💤)(rén )救(🐁)(jiù )了(🍔)他们，并教会(huì )了他(tā )们很多生存(📈)技能(🤥)，后(hò(🍵)u )来一(🌲)起与笨贼斗智斗(dòu )勇，并和(👃)警察(📌)成功(🏩)地(dì )抓(zhuā )住了坏人。
